Haha! I love the piece about the trailers Diva Carla; and I agree we need our own Diva media network! Imagine all of the orgasmic wombn tuning in for a daily orgasm session before work!...just like the old days when men performed a daily ritual of orally honoring their 'live-in' Goddess before the day's work began.
As I understand it (mostly hersay, I must admit). After the Romans got ahold of ancient Egypt (in the waning days of Greece's rule of Egypt). Their interpretation of honoring the Divine Feminine was for the men and husbands to perform a daily ritual of orally pleasuring their women before rising to honor the Goddess.